The Indian With One Testicle

There once was an Indian who had
only one testicle

and whose given name was
'Onestone'. He hated that

name and asked everyone not to call
him Onestone.

After years and years of torment,
Onestone finally

cracked and said,' If anyone calls
me Onestone

again I will kill them!'

The word got around and nobody
called

him that any more.

Then one day a young woman named Blue Bird

forgot and said, 'Good morning,
Onestone.' He

jumped up, grabbed her and took her
deep into

the forest where he made love to
her all day and

all night. He made love to her all
the next day,

until Blue Bird died from exhaustion.

The word got around that Onestone
meant what

he promised he would do. Years went
by and no

one dared call him by his given
name until A woman

named Yellow Bird returned to the village after
being

away. Yellow Bird , who was Blue Bird's cousin, was

overjoyed when she saw Onestone.
She hugged him

and said, 'Good to see you,
Onestone.'

Onestone grabbed her, took her deep
into the forest,

then he made love to her all day,
made love to her all

night, made love to her all the
next day, made love to

her all the next night, but Yellow Bird wouldn't die!


Everyone knows...


You can't kill Two Birds


with OneStone!!!

!!!!!!!!!!!

that joke takes ball

knew you'd like it lol